![]() Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bathe my hands in some warm water and bath salts. Or, if you're flush with cash, you can buy a slightly spiffier version from Steam. If your joints still enjoy the suppleness and vigour of youth, then maybe you'd like to give Defend Your Castle a go. There's some sort of message in that, but my fingers are too messed up to type it. ![]() Game 2,929,377 Views (Ages 13+) Pillage the Village by XGen. Learn the tips and tricks to defeat each specific enemy character. Game 3,109,155 Views (Ages 13+) Stick Arena (NG) by XGen. Spells include fireballs, lightning strikes, rain of arrows and cold ice blocks. Use a variety of spells to defeat advancing troops. There's even a button you can click on between levels that says "Sore Wrist?", which I assume once opened up a webpage showing off some sort of gel wrist rest, but now if you click on it, you're just brought to a "Page Not Found". Our castle is under siege by the enemy Defend the castle against an invasion of enemy swordsmen, spearmen, archers, mages, and bombers. But none of it's worth the agony I'm now feeling. ![]() There's some pretty fun stuff that you can unlock as time goes on from the Temple, which allows you to convert enemies by dragging them into your castle, to the Mana Pool, which allows you to train these converts as wizards that can rain devastation down from the battlements. Not when you're doing it twice a second (and that is very much the pace you'll need to set once you get past the first few levels). The thing is, this action of clicking and then dragging violently upwards is not a familiar one for most mouse-users. There are all sorts of weapons and upgrades you can unlock that help you to deal with the ever-increasing tide of enemies, but your primary weapon will always be to pick up each invader with your cursor, and toss them into the air so that they come crashing down in a puddle of blood. Defend Your Castle is a browser game all about, well, defending your castle from endless legions of stick-figure invaders. It seems completely harmless, and - dare I say it - even enjoyable at first sight. I now realise there was a reason I hadn't played Defend Your Castle in about 15 years. New in 1.0.2: Earn up to 45 medals as you play - with the all-new achievements system DESCRIPTION. ![]() I mean, who on earth would willingly subject themselves to the task of typing an article, when their fingers and wrists have been mangled beyond repair in just five minutes spent reacclimating to this diabolical browser-based Flash game? This harbinger of repetitive strain injuries? This annihilator of tendons and ligaments and souls? I am truly a masochist for deciding to write about Defend Your Castle. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time. defend-your-castle-flash-game Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. ![]()
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